Tuesday, May 12, 2009

You've got to love our grandees

You may have noticed that Tory Members of Parliament have been charging the taxpayer tens of thousands of pounds for the cleaning of their moats, the purchase of horse manure, the mowing of their paddocks, the installation of their chandeliers and the sustenance of their pedigree dogs.

It's at times like these that we need to listen to those voices reminding us of some traditional values...

  • Get tough on those who don't the difference between right and wrong.
  • Stand against big wasteful government.
  • Clamp down hard on those who scrounge off hard-working taxpayers.
  • Stop the European gravy train.
Now where are those voices? Who is going to speak out in favour of these traditional values? Oh whoops... they're precisely the ones who've been exploiting the system....